Das Fist make Fistball history!

Yes, the oldest team in the league, Das Fist has yet again established themselves as the worst team in the Australian conference. In a history making achievement, DFFC went down in straight sets to a dominant Fistroy Lions line up. Despite considerable trash talk, the new DFFC combination of Godfister, Herr Fister, Senor Fister, Lamb of Fist and the Turtleman failed abysmally to deflect the hail of fists from the Fistroy forwards. DFFC management have declined to comment on the historic loss releasing only this brief statement to the waiting press. “The DFFC board deny all rumours of internal management dissatisfaction with current team leadership and coaching. Saturdays loss was put down to the Fistroy competitive home field advantage and excessive on field drinking ”

The media will certainly be putting the spotlight on the DFFC management and coaching team at the next Fistivus event, to be held in Das Fist heartland. Another poor showing will add to the leadership speculation that has been dogging the team ever since K-Fister was ousted in a party coup back in 2010.

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